inspirational, and famous quotes about lawyers and their career in the justice
world. I also included thank you quotes for lawyers. Enjoy and you can object
by the way, by commenting at the end of the article. You can also share your
quotes. Cheers!
Quotes and sayings
for lawyers. Lawyers...lawyers...what would we do without them. I have compiled
the best quotes I found about lawyers in this hub as I made related quote-hubs
already before this - like the quotes for teachers and some movie quotes. This
time, it's gonna be a tribute for our dear lawyers. I remember someone
mentioned making a scrapbook of such quotes. How thoughtful and sweet would
that be, heh. Well, in case you would want these quotes as a gift of thanks for
your attorney, it's gonna be cute and sweet.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes for Lawyers
"A lawyer with a brie fcase can steal more than a thousand
men with guns." - Mario Puzo
"You win some and you lose some, but you get paid for all of
them." - Anonymous
"I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of
legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience
is what makes him a lawyer." - Will Rogers
"The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side
and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws
himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape." - Ralph
Waldo Emerson
"You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you
cannot die without them." - Joseph H. Choate
"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination
papers." - H. L. Mencken
"To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the
country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces
around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who
has read the inside of Best Attorney the top of the box." - Jerry Seinfeld
"The Lawyer's Motto:
"Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any
and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is
incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of
otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."
In Other Words:
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." --Anonymous
Funny Lawyer Quotes
A compilation of funny quotes about lawyers:
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my
lawyer thinks he can get me five." - Stephen Wright
"In America, an acquittal doesn't mean you're innocent, it
means you beat the rap. My clients lose even when they win." - F. Lee Bailey
"The fir st thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." - William
Shakespeare King
Henry VI Part 2.
"Lawyers are just like physicians: what one says, the other contradicts." - Sholom
Aleichem
"A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a
"brief." - Franz Kafka
"The minute you read something that you can't
understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer." - Will
Rogers
"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will
even tell the truth." -Patrick Murray
"Law students are trained in the case method, and to the
lawyer everything in life looks like a case." - Edward Packard, Jr.
"I don't like lawyers, nannie." "No one likes
lawyers, little boy." - J. P. Donleavy
"Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law
is not punished." - Jeremy Bentham
"I n the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls." - Lenny Bruce
"I feel like I wanna cut class today." "Why, is it Law?" - Fehl Dungo
Thank you Quotes for Lawyers
"Thank you attorney for being an exceptional lawyer.
This wouldn't be fixed without your excellent skills." - Anonymous
"You're a friend, a really strong shoulder to cry on and a
doctor of my sick company. Thank you, attorney." - Anonymous
Famous Lawyers Quotes
Some quotes about lawyers from famous people:
"If there were no bad pe ople there would be no good lawyers."
Charles Dickens
"When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the
plaintiff." - Cicero
"He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client." Proverb
"In England, justice is open to all - like the Ritz Hotel." -
Sir James Mathew
"You are remembered for the rules you break."- Douglas MacArthur
"Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer." Benjamin
Franklin
"The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a
consistent expediency." - Henry David Thoreau
"A lawyer https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/attorney without books would be like a workman without
tools." - Thomas Jefferson
"The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law."
- Jeremy Bentham
"A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a
mere working mason; if he possesses some knowle dge of these, he may venture to
call himself an architect." - Sir Walter Scott
"Only lawyers and painters can turn white to black." - Japanese
Proverb
Now for the bonus
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